Gossip Girl
So, as much as I say I don't, I really do.
Guilty pleasure.
Mind you, I don't really share the gossip, so is it okay if I listen but don't spread it around?
Right... so here's the scoop...
A person that I know is getting divorced. Her hubby cheated, and then left her for the Floozy. Now, Floozy was Wife's bestie, but now it's all broken... unless Wife needs something, wants to know something, or wants them to know something.
Anyway, Hubby has now offered Wife a settlement. Very generous it is too. He explained that since they are business partners, he will work on three 'columns' in his accounting.
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
Wife's Salary All their living expenses Hubby's Salary
Now, maybe that's fair, maybe it isn't. That isn't the actual point here. Wife's salary actually equals their joint earnings when they were still together. Hubby's salary is the same too. So, for arguments sake, let's put in a figure to illustrate it for clarity's sake.... She is drawing R40k, he is drawing R40k plus their expenses (home loan, petrol, car payments, maid, utilities, groceries, cell phones, internet, etc etc) are being paid from the company. Essentially, her salary is now pocket money.
So, her big concerns were as follows:
"If the kids (meaning her 14 yr old daughter) needs something, like clothes, is that supposed to come out of my portion?" (read this with a tone of disbelief and horror)
"If I take the kids out for an ice-cream or for supper, who exactly is going to be paying for that???"
"I want to take the kids away for the weekend. It's going to cost R5k. I think we should both take that as extra from the company account, you can use your R5k to take the kids away another time."
Really? What sort of planet are you from where R40k a month - clear and free with no expenses - is not enough to live on?? For any of you who aren't aware, the average salary here is around R10 - 15k and most families can live on it. Not terribly well, granted, but that's the way it is. A single person could do well with that.
But wait, it gets better. Wife thinks that since Floozy also works and earns a salary, Wife should be entitled to that much more since it now means that Hubby and Floozy are a two income family and Wife is not!!!!
Although I don't believe she should be trying to get Hubby back - he is over it all and moving on with Floozy anyway - I'd really expected a 25 year marriage to warrant more distress than just concern over her loss of luxury. Wife was the one that was howling about how much she loved him and wanted him back, no matter what.
Wimmin!!! Go figure!!
This was absolutely hilarious! Terrible of me to laugh I guess... but still, so funny lol. I was just wandering about the blog world and came across you. Thanks for the fun moments lol
ReplyDeleteI wonder if wife is going to get everything she wants in the end ;-)
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